Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Screen Dump 222

. . . if you scratch an actor you will find a child.
          - Sir Richard Eyre, Utopia and Other Places

I have no idea what you're talking about
but please continue . . .
I will set the periodic table as requested
and master the misquotes
which should do well on the open market
despite the niggling problems with fair trade coffee . . .
Haven't the cormorants done a masterful job
shepherding the summer? . . .
Who would have thought? . . .
The fascination with constellations
has sent minions running for cover . . .
I don't understand the point of newsfeeds . . .
Please be patient with the ATM . . .
It's all we have . . .

Marilyn Monroe


Sunday, June 28, 2015

Screen Dump 221

Funny how costume changes expose our inner brush strokes
and pave the way for unannounced site visits
by philatelists worrying event parking . . .
Ballet dancers with their tight tendons
and tight buns
and tight demeanor know this . . .
know that with the right moves
you can take yourself to the edge
straddle it
and jump off with absolute control . . .
Playing name games is fun and flirty . . .
Just ask twizzle-dee and twizzle-dum . . .
Ha, I knew the bathwater was implicated . . .
There have always been cover-ups
and TV dinners with missing chapters . . .
You had hoped to dispel worry . . . but it managed to steal home
with an abridged version of summer
as recommended by those counting down the minutes
to the opening gambit . . .
Incidentally, when was the last time you forked over leftovers
to passersby who went on to write reams
about the drudgery of off-color junkets? . . .
Time to adjourn to the Cape, yes? . . .
Not that you haven't a history of availing yourself
of every opportunity you heard about on Staten Island . . .

Sylvie Guillem

Friday, June 19, 2015

Screen Dump 220

The earliest form of adornment, shells used as beads,
is thought to date back about 100,000 years.

          - Jenny Diski

It was on the tip of my tongue but fell through the cracks . . .
Foraging through trash won't cut it
but rest assured you'll have plenty of time
when the rain drives everyone inside . . .
The year-end party, yes? . . . overtures . . . what not . . .
Did someone say Mom and Pop? . . .
They've been out of commission for years . . .
Time to redeem your coupons for new place settings . . .
The past is too slippery to hold on to . . .
despite your delusions and good dental hygiene . . .
Besides . . . it's never as good as you think it was . . .
Google it if you think I'm all wet . . .
Something will trigger something else . . . and then . . .

Paolo Roversi

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

First Lines From a Baker’s Dozen of Kindle Samples

All on the baker's list, Mrs. Breen said.
          - James Joyce, Ulysses

It is June.
I had always wanted to be a jongleur
to leap from the shoulders of another
to fly and tumble
to dare myself in thin air
with nothing but my arms and legs
to land me safely on the ground.
Quite the aqueous callithump, her dad mutters
inching their Honda Element forward in the traffic
easing the volume up a tick.
I was looking at the map when Stephen swerved
hit the rock, and occasioned the miscarriage.
The station wagons arrived at noon
a long shining line that coursed through the west campus.
Lots of things are overrated.
Etta sang as she walked.
I am the only person in the world
who might have been able to shed light
on the mysterious death of Urbino Vanoski.
Jeff Koons had just got up from his chair
enthusiastically throwing his arms out in front of him.
From July of his sophomore year in college
until the following January
all Tsukuru Tazaki could think about was dying.
At three in the afternoon I woke up
and there was Jilly Rudolph out on the deck
flipping through the local paper.
The longer my father lived in this world
the more he knew there was another to come.
Sometimes writing a sentence can be harder than serving one.


Monday, June 15, 2015

Screen Dump 219

The game is afoot.
          - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

The costumes for kayaking will kick it up a notch
stroke . . . for stroke . . . for stroke . . .
the line in the parking lot
waiting to be crossed . . . at the creek . . .
Why spend time categorizing snores? . . .
This is NOT OK! . . .
You excel at pantomime . . . and schadenfreude . . .
Segueing . . . at will . . . to questions of
provenance . . . and grayed-out menu options . . .
Is there a way around the question of importunity
where poor choices are commonplace
and the sloshing is enough to drive some bananas? . . .
Preconditions? . . . Of course! . . .
A smattering . . . of odds and ends, perhaps? . . .
Whose words are these anyway? . . .
Have you run the 5k past your lawyer? . . .
I demand a recount . . . and a transcript of the deposition . . .
We all know the bigger picture's call-waiting will only wait so long . . .
Not unlike your own fait accompli, yes? . . .

Jennifer B. Thoreson

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Ornette

          for Ornette Coleman (1930-2015)

It seemed chaotic . . . cacophonous even . . .
And still does . . . sometimes . . .
But I like it
I like the invitation . . . to come along on the adventure
to throw out everything
to go abstract
to say whatever you want to say . . .


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Screen Dump 218

Was I the same when I got up this morning?
          - from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

A labyrinth of incomplete sentences stalks you through a minimart . . .
Your OCD . . . on Facebook . . .
How often have you colored the moment monochromatically
or flashed gym rats while directing a PowerPoint? . . .
Later, in the parking lot . . . you'll have plenty of time to pay homage
to nose jobs and rubbery rules . . .
Plenty of time to resurface . . . in a bowl of Wheaties
as the gluten-free leave their shoes at the door
which revolves . . . in time to a somnambulist's theme . . .
Deleting emails surreptitiously? . . . Why not? . . .
Please don't ask . . . if I knew . . . I now don't . . . or do I? . . .


Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Screen Dump 217

Filling in the gaps . . . you can't imagine how it's possible
to manage beyond the here and now . . .
Excavating . . . to find a new role
then dropping back . . . as if to dust the body for prints . . .
A car enters . . . and exits . . . and enters . . . on cue . . .
Like many, you believe
Kid yourself into believing? . . .
Have the jokers been removed from the deck? . . .
It's your turn as bouncer
as the one who handles situations
the whatevers of crowds . . . the somethings-or-other . . .
I should review my notes . . . again . . .
Funny how words keep changing
bouncing into acceptabilities . . .
What's that? . . . The acceptabilities part? . . .
I don't understand . . . the drama of midday . . .
Of course, you do . . .
Of course, you've seen it coming . . .
Of course, we've all seen it coming . . .
The muted tones . . . the outrageousness of being . . .
And nothingness? . . . C'mon, drop the name, Sartre, yes? . . .
Standing . . . sitting . . . lying . . .
Returning to the scene . . . or trying to . . .
Is this your . . . as they say . . . comfort zone? . . .
Just out of reach . . . until . . . BAM! . . .

Andrew Yee