I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
- Walt Whitman
I am a splitter of hairs
A splitter of infinitives
A condescender
A manipulator of runes
A ne'er-do-well
A conjurer of the illicit
Reaping the benefits of a reluctant education
A spectator of board games and sights unseen
A stirrer-upper
An interloper astride a billboard with pockets bulging
I ask you this day
To look deep into your sentences
As you would have me look deep into mine
And you will find me
Lurking behind the comma, the semicolon, the ellipsis
A fumbler of lines and balls
A collector of shadows
A concocter of schemes
A Monday morning quarter note
A modifier of words worldwide
A thrower of Frisbees
A partaker of freebies
Bounded on one shore by the blank page
On the other by the unconscious
I implore you to seek out your voice
It is unlike anything you can imagine
Anything you can lose
I loafe and disengage myself
And invite you to loafe and disengage yourself
I am reproachful, remorseless, redundant
I overstate myself
And repeat myself
And repeat myself
A babbler of inanities
A bamboozler in flannel shirt open at the neck
An enigmatic docudramatist
A miniserialist
A sharpener of pencils
A purveyor of images common and uncommon
Everything notwithstanding
Everyone
Everywhere
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| Walt Whitman |
