Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Nuanced Perception of a Survivor (in 9 1/2 Acts)

Act 1

You seem to enjoy chasing after what's his/her name.
And you're pretty good at replacing wiper blades.

Wiper blades? Yes. Simple. Just follow the steps: 1, 2, 3.
But now the slopes have lost their powder.

Act 2

Have you lost interest in trimming sails?

Not sure.
I'm all green thumbs. What to do?

Take them to the flower bed, and while you're at it,
count the number of red vehicles between two logarithmic points.
You were always a wiz at math.

Act 3

Have you tallied your nibs?

Yes, and I've sharpened the point I want to make
which seems to be hovering over there.

Over where?

Over there, by the takeout sushi counter.
There are so many things I've had to put on hold.

No problem. Next time, choose public transportation,
and you'll be ferried into another dimension.

And then?

The person you should be will appear.

And then?

I don't know. Talk to him/her. Compare notes.

Act 4

I've heard she's doing very well, thank you.

Act 5

There's no time like the present.

Really?

Tell me everything you know about me.

I'm not sure I can.

What do you mean?

Preoccupation.

What?

Preoccupation. It's key to this and to many other things.

What other things?

Oh, I don't know, just other things.

OK, that was good. Let's do that again.

Act 6

But this time, please don't squeeze the Charmin.

Act 7

(Dear Reader: Improvise this act/stanza. Thank you.)

Act 8

You've come a long way.

Yes, but I've miles to go before I try to get to sleep.

Problem?

Restless legs. They keep me up.

Have you tried magnesium?

Magnesium? I'll have to check with the folks
sitting around the periodic table.
But there are other things going on as well.

Such as?

Well, it seems that I keep putting one foot in front of the other.

Yes, and . . . ?

It's just that so much depends upon . . .

Upon what? A blade of grass?

No, that doesn't sound right. I see chickens.

Act 9

Google him/her before it's too late.

Forget it. He/she is a no-show, and a bore.

Boring can be good.

I've made that mistake before, and you know where it got me.

I'm not going to promise anything.
It's just that I hate to see it end this way.
There was so much . . .

So much what?

So much, . . . well, so much everything.

Act 9 1/2

All perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said. . . .

Knut Skjærven