I’m a bit confused by all the attention
they’ve been getting lately.
Don’t they know there are boxes for that?
They must be aware of the repercussions
bouncing around the breezeway
at all hours. And what’s with the word salad?
That director is wishy-washy.
I’ll bet he’s rewriting it as a ruse!
Let’s deep-six our plans while there’s still sunlight
and sign up for the packaged tour.
Who knows? It could turn out
to be the Everest of our trip -
a trip that wouldn’t have come off
may I remind you
had you not cut out the coupons
with painstaking precision.
